What the hack?

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The slogan of this hackathon was “hack the reality”.

WTH

The aim of this hackathon was not to develop something useful.

In 44 hours I’ve developed a project named “Hello world”.

The main theme in this project is to show the growing number of programming languages we have to know to stay relevant.

Presentation

Hello


I have half knowledge in some areas, but recruitment sites require me to know more:

fullstack


I did some research to find out all urgent programming languages:

GitHut.info

Githut

Programming Languages Influence Network

Influence

Programmers Search Relations

Creators

Programming Language Rankings

PopularitY of Programming Language

Hello world collection


I bumped up my skills by good old “hello world’s”:

  1. JavaScript JavaScript — Brendan Eich
  2. Java Java — James Gosling
  3. Python Python — Guido van Rossum
  4. CSS CSS — Håkon Wium Lie
  5. PHP PHP — Rasmus Lerdorf
  6. Ruby Ruby — Yukihiro Matsumoto
  7. C++ C++ — Bjarne Stroustrup
  8. C C — Dennis Ritchie
  9. Shell Shell — Stephen Richard “Steve” Bourne
  10. Csharp C# — Anders Hejlsberg
  11. ObjectiveC Objective C — Brad Cox
  12. R R — Ross Ihaka
  13. VimL VimL — Bram Moolenaar
  14. Go Go — Robert Griesemer
  15. Perl Perl — Larry Wall
  16. CoffeeScript CoffeeScript — Jeremy Ashkenas
  17. TeX TEX — Donald Knuth
  18. Swift Swift — Chris Lattner
  19. Scala Scala — Martin Odersky
  20. Lisp Lisp — John McCarthy
  21. Haskel Haskel — Lennart Augustsson
  22. Lua Lua — Roberto Ierusalimschy
  23. Clojure Clojure — Rich Hickey
  24. Matlab Matlab — Cleve Moler
  25. Arduino Arduino — Massimo Banzi
  26. Groovy Groovy — Guillaume Laforge
  27. Puppet Puppet — Luke Kanies
  28. Rust Rust — Graydon Hoare
  29. PowerShell PowerShell — Jeffrey Snover
  30. Makefile Makefile — Stuart Feldman

Now I’ve bumped up my skills! I’m a full-stack developer!

During my education, I found out not only the hello worlds, but the inventors of each language.

And now is the judgement day for all of them!

As far as this is fun hackathon I’ll send spam e-mail to all the inventors.

Hello!
I'm a super-duper programmer.
I can write "Hello, world" in all urgent programming languages!
So, please hire me.

JavaScript Java Python CSS PHP Ruby C++ C Shell Csharp ObjectiveC R VimL Go Perl CoffeeScript TeX Swift Scala Lisp Haskel Lua Clojure Matlab Arduino Groovy Puppet Rust PowerShell Makefile


So i did it!

send


Results

Finally I won in the nomination “The most useless piece of code”.

Win

And as far as this is fun hackathon I think that I won in the main nomination!

Video

Source files are available on GitHub.